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Thursday 23 April 2020

Jenn's Bean Diaries #5


A bean murder most foul. You, the internet, did this!

Watch the bean murder here.

It happened. I finally ate enough food to make room in my fridge for bulk beans.

I couldn't decide who should make the sacrifice, so I put it into the trusting hands of Twitter.

During the first two days of the poll, Garbra was in the lead. I was mortified.


About 28 people voted to kill the unborn child. You will sit with this!

Upon wiping gingerly and clamping on the can opener, the child let out a loud gasp.

Pressure released, peace.

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