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Tuesday, 17 March 2020

Signs & Portents: Sprite Bottle

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them. And the Sprite bottle shall nestle amidst the salad dressing at the corner grocery store; thus shall you know.


This is just what I've noticed from our coming doom! I'm sure there are signals that I'm missing. Leave your own signs & portents in the comments. 
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7 comments:

  1. myles17 March 2020 at 10:17

    lol

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  2. Jennifer Schaffer17 March 2020 at 10:19

    oh my god

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  3. Lucy17 March 2020 at 10:46

    what does it all mean???!!

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  4. Bijan Stephen17 March 2020 at 10:51

    ominous....

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  5. Adrian Hon17 March 2020 at 11:08

    some SCP shit right there

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  6. Sandy Allen17 March 2020 at 14:01

    actual lol. this is the first comment i have ever left on anything in my entire life.

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  7. RobertKReed9 May 2020 at 04:39

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