How to Cut Your Hair

Haircuts at home are easy and fun. Just follow these simple instructions and whatever kind of haircut you want will be yours in no time!

1. It’s not necessary but it’s good to have a beer while doing this if you can because it will put your mind at ease that you will do a great job no matter what.
2. Go into the bathroom with a pair of any kind of scissors. 
3. Close your eyes and picture the kind of haircut you want.
4. Now try to give yourself that haircut.
5. If you mess up, don’t worry about it because there’s still time to shave your whole head and let it all grow back like Myles said. 
6. It’s okay if you get hair all over the place because you can deal with it tomorrow.