You Should Definitely Learn How to Sew Right Now

You need to learn how to sew right now and here is why:

1. Great use of surplus nervous energy leftover after foraging for toilet paper and canned goods.
2. This is a thing you can do while watching your nightly programs that is not touching your face.
3. Ten years from now, won't you want a sort of intricate and deranged clothing item or coaster as a souvenir from this national emergency? I understand that for most people, the answer to this will be no.
4. If hospitals become overfilled, you can give yourself stitches in the comfort of your own home.
5. In several weeks, when our entire economic system and supply chain collapses, you can repair holes and detached buttons on clothing to make it last longer.
6. Weirdly, every neighborhood in New York seems to have a sewing store of some kind?? Mine's called Save-A-Thon Fabric & Sewing Machine Emporium, and it's open until 7:00. I wonder why there are still so many sewing stores in New York. Anyways, that's so
cool!
7. If you give up this hobby after three days, you'll only be out about $5, and the supplies will fit into a cigar box that you can put in your closet and forget about forever.