Everything in real life is Good Burger. All real life situations can be compared to the Nickelodeon movie Good Burger that came out in 1998 starring Kenan and Kel. If you don't know the plot to GB, Google it, because I'm not going to recap. You should have seen Good Burger by now, and you have plenty of time to watch it in the next whatever amount of weeks or months.
Basically everything is either a Mondo Burger or a Good Burger. You're either Good Burger or Mondo Burger. Starbucks is Mondo Burger, your local cafe is Good Burger. If a new person joined your friend group and everyone likes them more because they're better looking and newer, they're the Mondo Burger of your friend group.
Mostly though, I think constantly about the giant patties that Mondo Burger uses to compete with Good Burger. I just want to touch one so badly, make take a nibble. There's a scene where they kind of just come off a conveyer belt and it's AMAZING. How did they make these? It's wild.
Ugh. Ok, thanks for reading I guess.
this post is gonna change how i see the world forever, thanks
ReplyDeleteI identify as mondo burger
ReplyDeleteAlso Good Burger? SO gender forward: "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cos we're all dudes."
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