Peloton is cancelled

Professional and collegiate sports are out of the picture, and full-court runs at the YMCA are suddenly looking like a terrible idea. These are trying times for people who rely on sports and competition to find meaning, comfort, and diversion.

Without further ado, here are some DIY apartment sports to help you take your mind off the coronavirus, and by extension, steel your mind against it. These are all great options with or without roommates.

Wallball
Broom hockey
Parkour (Set the course record—then beat it!)
The penis game (Great with roommates or over the phone.)
Competitive eating
Paper football
Nerf/citrus fruit basketball

Bowling
Esports